When we stumbled upon a series of photos from a friend labeled "Trailer Trash," we opened with trepidation. The not always accurate, but popular stereotype is that they're blotchy, uneducated, banjo-strummin' and Republican. Yet, we found ourselves oddly attracted to the backwoods boys we stumbled upon. Sex would be dirty, grimy, shameful. We love it!
There are pornsites that cater to a "trailer trash" type, such as SouthernStrokes.com, BrokeStraightBoys.com and BoysSmoking.com. The dudes on those sites look squeaky clean in comparison to the real deal in this gallery. These dudes look as if they were born on the porch wearing wife-beaters, a cigarette in one hand, a (non-ironic) PBR in the other. (Frankly, they ain't no cleaner or dirtier than hipsters.) These guys would fuck you long and hard while never rising from their lawn chair, then take you into their shoddily decorated, wood-paneled room for more. Then roll over, turn on "Cops" to see any relatives, and forget you existed. Kinda scary. Very nice. Momma, he don't love us!!!
We wouldn't want to run into these dudes on a road trip through Virginny. Of course none of these guys necessarily live in a trailer, and they all could have Ph.Ds for all we know. But it's fantasy. Looking at them from the safe distance of our computer is sexy enough for us. Right, y'all?