These Guys Would Gladly Go Fuck Themselves

Out in the Land of Oddball Websites, there's a fanciful place where someone has collected videos of faceless wonders getting fucked...by their own cocks. "How do they perform such dick-defying feats?" you ask. Presto! They'll show you! Enter the world of auto anal.

AutoAnal.com is a no frills site offering the cheap thrill of seeing guys doing that crass URL justice. Because half the advertising is women juggling their boobies, this is most likely a "joke" site meant to shock the straights, like LemonParty.org (which features very elderly men trading blowjobs) or the infamous Goatse (look that one up on your own). The site even has links and auto-emails where you can send it as a joke to your pals. Whoever created this site was even gracious enough to share the tricks of the trade:

I grab my limp dick and stretch it real good, bend it in the middle toward my anus and push the head of my dick in my ass. Once in, I use my palm to push it in further. At this point, riding my own cock in my ass, there is no holding back. I blow a my cum into my ass and the sensation is unbelievable.

A new poet laureate is among us.

See the video of this adorable man here.


Watch the video of this charming image here. Warning: This one looks particularly painful, since no dick that stiff should be able to bend like Plasticman.

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