Sometimes All You Need Is a Hot Body

May 3, 2011
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

People put their ads up on Manhunt or Grindr and they're looking for a laundry list of do's and don'ts. Fuck that, all anyone really needs to see is a hot body.

Just check out AdrBuddy here. He has an average cock, a boring haircut, and a wall or two of awful paint splotches. But we're still watching. Know why? Cause his fucking body is cut! This guy could have the head of a Falcon (gay porn did that already) and you'd still want to tap that finely shaped ass. So don't worry about anyone's litany of demands: just do more crunches.

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