We just stumbled upon this 2006 video of ha-ha-ha-hawt tenor Zachary Stains singing in Vivaldi's "Ercole Sul Termodonte" with full frontal nudity. Even in a tiny video, the performance drips with sex. Talk about opera buff-a!
Yes, we're years late on the draw with this one, but it's still well worth another look. At 2006's Spoleto Festival in Italy Zachary Stains caused a buzz in the hearts and loins of audiences by singing an entire show completely naked. Since we're gents with a refined artistic palette, high art mixed with low swinging balls is quite our cup of gourmet tea. The moment Zachary parades on stage amongst a army of scantily tuniced chorus boys, we're hit by hit raw homoerotically charged masculinity mixed with the froufrou world of grand opera.
If one video isn't enough for you, below is another of the aptly named stains getting kissing a man while busting out in an aria. Who said opera's not over 'til the fat lady sings? It's not over until a sexy as fuck tenor shows us his fat cock.