This Guy Brings New Meaning to the Phrase ‘Go Fuck Yourself’

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got, but the simple fact of the matter is that some guys have it better than the rest of us. Following in the footsteps of the guy with two dicks and the guy with a twelve inch dick, a Reddit user by the name of selffuck1 recently hosted an AMA about his ability to stick his dick inside his own ass. 

The whole thing kinda goes south almost immediately, and there are very few serious questions and even fewer serious answers to be found...

Yobi_Fox 

First, I'd like to thank you. Secondly, do you enjoy this, or is this more or so a party trick for reddit?

Have a lovely day man.

selffuck1

It's a birthday trick that I do each year in front of my family. They seem to really enjoy it, especially when the neighbors come over and look me straight in the eye while I'm self fucking.

Honestly, I enjoy it and usually end up self fucking once or twice a month. I've been fucking myself for several years, far before my addiction to Reddit.

pighalf

Are you by any chance a grandfather that enjoys eating cookies in front of your grandson but doesn't give him any because his dick can't touch his asshole?

Also, when fucking yourself, does it feel like you're fucking or being fucked?

selffuck1

That little shit should have never came in to my kitchen without reaching his full potential.

It's hard to describe, you have full control over both while feeling mind blowing pleasure.