Mr. Man’s Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2015

2015's Best Movie and Television Nudity

Mr. Man has put together its Top 10 Nude Scenes of the Year list featuring the best ass and dick shots of 2015. It's been such a glorious year for dongs and bubble butts on both the big and small screens, featuring unexpected nude debuts as well as a face full of real life jizz. (Yes, I'll be writing about that scene until my dying breath.) Both John Cena and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson starred in their inaugural naked acting roles in 2015, showing us the buns that have been thunder blasting (I'm sure that's a wrestling term) men in the amazingly, inexplicably, confusingly gay world of wrestling. (Men who like it RAW!!) 

My first thought on seeing the list is: How long are Max Riemelt's balls and where have they been all my life!? Good God those are some thigh bruisers! And both balls are the exact same length, like an elegant Renaissance sculpture. I'm very happy to see that Ben Whishaw's sexy gay fuck scene made the cut, and I'm wondering if Will Ferrell's ass could medically be situated any lower on his body. Not in a negative way, I'm just fascinated. ALSO: I'd like to rest my head on Jamie Dornan's beautiful bush every night when I go to bed, could Karl Glusman's dude juice hypothetically provide all the nutrients I would need to survive, like Soylent(?), and The Rock truly has the biggest, most glorious ass my eyes have ever had the pleasure of gazing at. 

Since nothing in life will ever beat a good dick flop, I have to say Chris Zylka's scene in The Leftovers will always be number one in my heart. Fair-haired, hung, an not afraid to get wrestled to the ground without pants by two men, Chris is pretty much my ideal man! 

What are you thoughts on this list? Does Mr. Man's Top 10 Nude Scenes of the Year knock out all of your favorites to knock one out to? Should Magic Mike XXL be at number one even though it doesn't give any XXL dicks!? 

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