You Can Check Out This Rapper’s Thick Uncut Cock if You Want

Candy Ken Naked for Paper Magazine

Berlin-based rapper Candy Ken is making the gay rounds because he has a sick body and showed his uncut cock in a photoshoot for Paper Magazine. Until Nick Jonas and Zachary Quinto touch tips we'll take what we can get! Ken talks at length about his image in the interview accompanying the photos, and before you judge his look just know that AMERICA is to thank! Of his persona: Via Paper

It all began when I studied for a year in Wenatchee, Washington, which is two hours from Seattle. I played football and went to high school. In Germany, they teach you to get a job and a family. In the US, they said I could do whatever I want.

This is exactly what Lee Greenwood and Toby Keith have been talking about! America is all about turning boring old people into the walking embodiment of the checkout line at Claire's. Thankfully the radicals in Wenetchee also inspired Candy to keep up with his bod, because boy is stacked sky high! As you can tell the artist / musician enjoys mixing together opposites, such as Hello Kitty and a gold grill, to cultivate his unusual look:

I look like this normal, crazy gym guy and I don't want to look like that. I love combining muscles and Hello Kitty, being white and wearing grillz -- doing things that aren't supposed to go together. I love Hello Kitty and it looks good on a boy.

If the the Riff Raff / inside of Taylor Swift's brain mashup isn't getting your scrotum scrunched, check out Ken's balls and nice uncut dick in the gallery! He didn't even go for the teasing butt-baring transitional period, just full blown frontal. If, hypothetically, this guy was right next to you on a boring Sunday afternoon, would you suck Candy?

Via Paper Magazine