Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Is Insane In The Membrane!

"Glee's" Darren Criss plays teenage sex god and and a reality star gets overexposed. Robbie Williams won't lose the shirt, but his ass doesn't mind a little attention. All this and more in Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup!

These painfully hot pictures of actor Darren Criss made there way onto the tubes last week. You probably know Darren best as Blaine A.K.A. The Other Gay Kid A.K.A. Kurt's Inevitable Love Interest on Fox's "Glee," but now we will forever know him specifically as "That Guy We Like To Imagine Splooging All Over Kurt's Face."

French soccer star and studly mcstudmuffin Mathieu Valbuena plays model for his very own underwear line. We think. We do not really speak French anymore so we can't tell if Kahmo Sutra is his new underwear line or just a new underwear line. If you speak French and can tell us what's really going on here, please: don't. We think every underwear CEO should model their wares at least once, and this could set an important precedence in the imaginary world where we're able to make that sort of thing happen.

Robbie Williams, our favorite British pop-star of questionable sexual preference, didn't take off his shirt (in public) over the last week, but he did give his buttocks some unexpected camera time during the taping of what looks to be Denmark's version of "The Today Show." Because this show was being filmed in the clearly utopian republic of Europe, these cameras neither censored nor panned away from the image. And This Is Why American Mainstrea- *ahem* Lamestream Media Sucks.

Fleshbot Fitness Guru Scott Herman was all over the place this week. The "Real World" alum and fitness model landed on the cover of the current issue of Pulp Magazine wearing naught but a pair of penis-hugging briefs, and in the pages of Mint Male Magazine wearing…naught but a pair of penis-hugging briefs. If it weren't for the completely inexplicable rollerblades in the latter we'd say we were beginning to see a pattern.

South African rap group Die Antwoord grace the pages Interview Magazine and main vocalist/rapper Ninja gets shirtless for the occasion (and just about any occasion, it seems). Never heard of Die Antwoord? They are far, far too weird to explain in the space we have here. Their music video for debut single "Enter The Ninja" should answer any questions you may have about the group. But it doesn't.

"True Blood" muscle bear (or should we say "muscle wolf?") Joe Manganiello got shirtless for last month's issue of Italian Vanity Fair. You would think that having the man whose main claim to fame comes from playing a werewolf pose in the woods like a…well, wolf would be sort of obvious and expected and ruin the whole thing. But then, every time we see those pecs feels like the first time and ultimately we would bottle and drink this guy's bathwater so…whatever.

Unbelievably physically fit British boy band JLS strip down and frolic around a mansion while wearing little more than boxer briefs. And thus, British boy bands continue to beat the American boy bands of our childhood/early teens in every category that could possible matter to young homosexual man. Those categories are: sluttiness, ab-definition.

Friends, if you ever find yourself with even a modicum of celebrity, understand that you can never expose yourself to a web camera ever again. Let Brendon Villegas from "Big Brother 12" serve as a warning: The poor fella sent dick pics to some random girl over skype and now it's (predictably) all over the Internet. Then again, apparently he was also cheating on his girlfriend with this random girl so "poor fella" may be a little too forgiving. Either way, enjoy the cock and, please, try not to repeat the Stupid.