Danish Pop Star Burhan G Has The Yummiest Love Handles In Europe

And he's giving the rest of the world a run for it's money. What do you get when you mix equal parts D'Angelo, Usher, and gratuitous shots of some very sexy, naked Europeans' upper pelvic regions? Well, this!

This being the music video for "Tættere På Himlen" Danish R&B songwriter Burhan G featuring Danish people Nik & Jay, and also some random chick who doesn't really sing or rap or do anything other than clutch her boobs. We don't know. We don't read Danish. The song is okay: We're mostly just weirded out by how perfectly Burhan mimics the cadences of American R&B, making it sound as though he's singing in English when we can't understand a word he's saying. But the point here is that everyone in this music video is absurdly fucking sexy (hey, Guy With Tattos, marry us?) and naked and, well goddamn, remember when we used to do this sort of thing? :

· En million har set Burhan G nøgen (vip-dyn.tv2.dk)