Our patented system for detecting when new actors will bottom for the first time is a surprisingly complex and unwieldy machine. Let's see what it says for Cock Sure Men's new monster cock top, Samuel O'Toole.
Well, he's the kind of guy who does gay porn: +15
He's also the kind of guy who gets a massive dragon tattoo across his chest: -20
From watching his first video in which he tops another Cock Sure Men first-timer, Sean Stavos, we can say that he comes off as being pretty comfortable screwing around with other guys: +25
But he's got a dick about as long as a grown man's thigh is wide. That's a pornstar power top if we ever saw one: -20
Pubes are trimmed but not completely shaved off. This is a man who puts some thought into his manscaping: +20
This is also a man who gets that cocky "I'm totally getting a blowjob!" look in his eye when he's totally getting a blowjob: minus only 5 because we probably get that look, too.
He's smiling in every single one of these photos: +10
Wait, he's smiling in every single one of these photos. A sexy grimace now and again would actually be appropriate: -10
Verdict: Honestly, we're not so sure if Sam is straight or not, but somebody needs to fuck this guy on camera and soon. He's an incredible top and he's the sort of guy who pretty much always has the biggest dick in the room. We could easily see him becoming another go-to top like Bo Dean or Arpad. But we don't want him pigeonholed; we'd much rather see a dick-in-his-hole! ...We also suck at puns.