Here’s What We’re Jerking Off To Tonight

Patrolling the internet for smut is a full-time job, and there is so much of it out there sometimes we see images that are so beautiful we can't help but share. We don't have much to say other than "Enjoy!"

For whatever reason, each of these guys really revved our engines but we don't even want to bother with putting them in context or finding a larger meaning. It just is what is is. So unbuckle your belts with us boys, and lets take a little journey.

First up is Steve Paradi, the newest model on Man Avenue. He is pretty much the perfect daddy. Just a little bit older with an enormous, muscley chest, just enough hair, and a dick that says, "If you don't suck me, I'm going to rough you up." Heaven.

This is porn star Ludovic Canot, who is a favorite around these parts. He posted these photos from Gio Spano on his blog for Têtu magazine, the French version of Out. We're not sure why he's dressed up like a clown or a hobo or whatever, but it's just weird enough that we're into it.

This is model Parker Hurley (that name has to be fake) serving up major face in So Chic magazine thanks to photographer Ruven Afanador. The rags were made by a new label called Captain Caveman. Just kidding.

We're not exactly sure what a Sha'Tarr Oxendine is, but we know we want one really bad.

This picture of naked surfer of Josh Harris from Bentley Race has been stuck in my head for a few days. There is just something that is so natural about this picture: the surf, the sun, the non-fussy physique, the uncut cock just begging to be wrapped in a mouth. Thank god for mother nature.

We're usually more into faces and chests and abs and all the things on the front of a man. In his spread for DNA Matt Schiermer definitely has those, but it's what's in the back that is raising our flag to full mast. We can't remember the last time we saw an ass that munchably perfect, and it looks even sweeter stretching out the fabric on those briefs.