This Photo Shoot Has Everything We Love All At Once

April 13, 2010
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

There are tons of images of naked dudes on the internet. How do you find one that distinguishes itself from the others? It's hard, but when one does—boy is it hard.

Let's take a look at this "Rock Star Nude" photo shoot that Joe Lally—one of our favorite lensmen—did for the latest issue of beefcake Bible Bello Magazine. Of course he has the requisite beautiful man in this case model Jeremy Sanucci, but from there it's a question of dressing it up. He's not naked, he's baring his chest while still wearing his T-shirt. He's also wearing socks. Not any socks, but striped tube socks! And he's not just laying there, he's holding a beer in his crotch. And not any beer, but Colt 45. Remember that? Colt 45 reminds us of Billy Dee Williams, whose very voice can give us a boner. What you don't see is that there are also pictures of Jeremy wearing ridiculous undies with the ass cut out and looking all sexy lounging about a hotel room. Way to go Joe, you found all of our favorite things and put them together. That is how you stand out!