Lions and Tigers and Bears

April 13, 2010
CALAMITOUS

Is it offensive to refer to the guy in this masturbation video as "monkey-like?" He is wiry and covered in fur. Also, he manages to perch on top of a dildo with the grace of something with a prehensile tail.

This could be conceivably taken as a complement, right? We have referred to guys as bears, cubs, otters, wolves and pigs, and no one's ever had a problem with it. Also, what's up with the bias toward North American animals in representing gay subcultures? It's the 21st century. Globalization, bitches!

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