Sorry, We Are Not Ready for the Mullet to Make a Porn Comeback

This is Sean Berrett, the newest Eastern European sexpot from Bel Ami. He has a great face, a cut body, and a mouthwatering cock. He also has what is possibly the worst haircut in porn. Sorry, this will not do.

It would be one thing if he had one of those hot mini-mullets that many of the blue collar guys in Britain and Ireland are sporting. It's a little out of style, but it has that straight boy air of trying to look good, but not trying too hard, and having no idea what will be good, but knowing that it's good to make an effort. This just says 1986 Richard Marx. It is without irony, nostalgia, or context. This is not a look we need to be bringing back, and it is just so wrong and dated that it is doing horrible things for poor Sean. All we can stare at is the hair, and he has all these other assets to work. Sean, we don't mind if you want to express yourself and be as queeny as you want to be, but there have got to be 20 better ways to do this. So next time when we see you (and we really want to see you again) at least have a trim. Maybe some insane squiggles shaved into your scalp would be a better look?

·Bel Ami Online (belamionline.com)