Our Beloved “Spartacus” Has A Dick As Hard As A Rock

This week on "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" our favorite gladiator shoved his long, hard sword right into his best friend. We also got to see a big stiff cock, a glorious gladiator ass, and the boys shaving each other. Kinky!

Above you can see a little movie of Spartacus, his best friend Varro, and his enemy Crixus in the bath. There is also one beautiful bubble butt belong to a very well-endowed extra in the background. And his friend appears to be shaving him. If we didn't have such a big boner, we would think that's weird.

The Roman euphemism for dick was "sword," so when we say that Spartacus put his sword into his best friend Varro, we wish it meant dick, but it doesn't. He really killed the blond beauty in a gladiatorial exhibition. Why do all the hot guys keep getting killed? And the big dick we got to see, it was Spartacus' but it is the one on the statue that Batiatus had made of our champion. Isn't it a little strange to have a big marble uncut member on the artwork? Glad we're not around it, or else we'd be trying to put that little bit of stone in inappropriate places.

· "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" (starz.com)