The Most Expenisve Gay Porn In The World!

On Friday, the Phillips de Pury & Company auction house held their Sex Auction, selling off art treasures of all shapes and sizes (including a bunch of gay stuff). The amazing part? How much this homo smut costs!

We're used to spending $50 a film or $24.99 a month for a subscription to one of the finer websites. All of these paintings, sketches, and photographs sold for at least $1,000—and some for nearly $100K. Damn, if we thought we could make that much off of candid snaps of blow jobs, we;d have started documenting our hookups long ago. Here's a look at most of the gay fare from the 221 lot auction, held in London, as well as the amount they sold for (converted from pounds). Fair warning: it's going to make you feel horny and poor.

Stiefelknecht II by Wolfgang Tillmans. Sold for $4,500.

Erotic Etching from The Erotic Arts by David Hockney. Sold for $3,000.

Doug Mayer, NYC by Bruce Weber. Sold for $4,300.

Whip Blur by Robert Mapplethorpe. Sold for $1,300.

Untitled (Self Portrait) by Robert Mapplethorpe. Sold for $6,600.

Untitled (Cowboy) by Tom of Finland. Sold for $15,000.

Untitled (Swordfight) by Tom of Finland. Estimated between $12,000 - $18,000.

Untitled (Chained Neck) by Tom of Finland. Sold for $15,000

Untitled # 113 (Bougainvillea) by Jeff Burton. Sold for $7,100.

Self Portrait by Gilbert and George. Sold for $1,000.

Men Have Feelings Too by Bob Carlos Clarke. Sold for $5,600.

Allen Ginsberg and Peter Orlovsky, Poets by Richard Avedon. Sold for $8,500.

Jude Law by Sasha Gosov. Sold for $2,100.

Tiger (a portrait of porn star Tiger Tyson) by Pierre et Gilles. Estimated between $60,000 and $90,000.