This Guy Can Fuck Us Up, Fuck Us Down, Fuck Us Any Way He Likes

March 17, 2010
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We think we've found the perfect man-recipe. The trick is to take a big helping of Mike Tyson and remove both the face tattoo and voice. Then you'll have something approaching this gorgeous hunk of hotty.

There's something unbelievably sexy about a guy who looks like he could beat the shit out of you without so much as breaking a sweat. If this guy grabbed our throat with the same force he was using to grab his dick he'd probably snap us in half like a saltine cracker. If only we could be so lucky.

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