We have a patented detection system for figuring out when gay-for-pay porn newcomers will go from their first j/o scene to bottoming for the first time on screen. Let us turn our sights to ChoasMen's newest catch, Russell.
- Wears boring, straight-boy gray boxer briefs his girlfriend probably bought at Wal-Mart: -10
- Is willing to get naked on a gay porn website: +15
- Is so cute and shy you know he has to be an animal in bed: +20
- His mustache and goatee is so hetero it probably still smells like last weekend's pussy: -30
- His "Durum Patientia Frango" tattoo says that no man is his king, and by king he means "putting a dick in my asshole": -20
- His "live" and "learn" tattoos show that he is a sex maniac willing to try anything: +30
- Shows off his asshole for the camera: +10
- It is not clipped, shaved, or manscaped: -5 (but yum!)
- Doesn't touch his hole while jerking off: -15
- Has a Prince Albert (which the director made him take out) which means he is one kinky ass motherfucker: +20
Verdict: Sorry, Russell will not be bottoming anytime soon and probably never, but right after his jerk-off scene he was heard asking the director, "I heard fucking someone in the ass is really nice and tight. Is it true? How much will I get paid for that?"