‘Darkroom’ Is Neither Dark nor a Room, but It Is Awesome

Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo's newest Mustang flick is like the gay porn movie that David Lynch never made. It's crazy, visually interesting, a little violent, and sexy as fuck. Who doesn't want their porn with a side of weird?

There are many themes running through "Darkroom," just as star Johnny Gunn is running at the beginning of the movie. He is fleeing two men in masks, but we don't know why. What follows is three scenes that all combine bondage, hoods, Slick It Up fetish gear, hairy hunks fucking each other, and this weird guy masturbating in a dark room. Like a Lynch movie, it doesn't all add up, but when it looks this good, you won't really care.

The first scene starts with Samuel Colt and Sean Everett (no relation to Brent) both tied up in chairs. When they are release by a myserious masked man, Colt does what he does best and climbs on top of Everett's hot hairy hole.

Next up Alessio Romero is tied up in a chair and beefy stud Tom Wolf--in a mask and chaps--pours a bucked of water on him. Somehow this is a very tactile and sexual act, even though they're not touching each other. It sure did make us wet. Wolf the investigates his body with a lightbulb on a stick. Yes, odd. He must like what he sees, because he rims Romero like a champ before fucking him.

Tattooed cutie Draven Torres gets his ass reamed by Roman Wright, who is one of our new favorites. Wright is of an undefinable ethnicity that we find alluring and intriguing. He also appears to be tough and powerful, but carrying a little bit extra weight than most porn stars would be comfortable with. All of that combined is a different and alluring package that we can't wait to see more of. Oh, and he has a mohawk!

The piece de resistance is a lovely fourgy at the end with Tyler Saint, Derrick Diamond, Tristan Jaxx, and Johnny Gunn, who finally got caught by the masked men. After being let out of their various restraits, they attack Gunn like a pack of rabid mokeys, and eventually he ends up taking both Saint and Jaxx on the Double Stuff express. It all ends with a faceless photographer jacking off for the camera.

Who the hell is this guy? And who are the studs in the mask? If we dont' have to show our face, can we get one of these roles? Just what is going on here? What does it mean? Oh, you'll forget all of those questions as soon as you blow your third load watching this kooky, erotic treasure.

·Buy "Darkroom" (falconstudios.com)