We plopped in from a dull Thanksgiving to find photos in our inbox of hunky porn couple Tony Aziz and Samuel Colt on their holiday in Southeast Asia. What beasts they shot between their legs!
We've all clicked through our Facebook friends' vacation photos and bitterly commented with the now de rigueur line "so jealous." Chances are, most don't take photos as cherished keepsakes for themselves, but to show off to friends how so very madcap they are! Let's flip through the same thing - porn star style!
· Tony & Samuel Search For The Cambodia Gold's Gym (thesword.com)
We can't help but giggle at the duo's amazed expressions. Although surely accustomed to lots of furry bods leading to a gaping throat, it's a wee more impressive from a tiger than another hungry bottom. Hopefully later, Tony let out his tiger.
Taking trunks of such gargantuan girth are child's play for these pros. Tony looks at his rather longingly.
Make up your own joke about what's between their legs.
Facebook Profile Pic Type #6: The "See How Sweet and Innocent I Am, Awwwww..." Look
In a grotto that mirrors our vision of heaven, Tony compares himself with possibly the world's largest dildo. We know some extreme freak would be willing to slide on that!
Facebook Profile Pic Type #2: The "Wow, I'm Wacky. LOOK, I'm Zany!" Look
Finally, a shirtless pic! And that sunset looks almost as gorgeous as those pecs. Alas, the pit-a-pat of hearts in love doesn't distract us from wanting photos from inside the tent after the sun goes down. Send us the money pics, boys!