We Want These Football Players To Tackle Us

Australians are so lucky. Not only is it summer down there, but their football players are way hotter than the Americans that clog up the grid iron. What we wouldn't give to be the towel boy in this locker room.

Training season started for the Fremantle Dockers, which are not sponsored by the brand of bland khakis. No, they are sponsored by sunblock and sexiness. Usually when we see a man with something white all over his face, it's something else entirely, but we're not going to complain about this. Oh, and it looks like they're running a train. We wish it was on our ass. Yum.

Another team, the Sydney Swans, were training in a pool today. We have no clue what swimming has to do with football, but just trying to come up with an explanation will take us away from ogling this hottie splashing about in the pool with his teammates. This really is a gift from down under.

· Australian Football League/ The Dockers and Swans Training (ohlalamag.com)