This Guy Was Given $1500 Just For Being Hot

Apparently, "in this economy" being hot's a full-time job. That's why faggoty undergarments company Priape has subsidized this stud to hawk their underwear. If we'd known there was money in having a six-pack, we might have actually done some sit-ups.

Meet Jarred Swodeck of Washington D.C.: he's the winner of the Priape and 10Percent.com underwear contest (the one we told you about awhile back). We can't really make fun of him, because, well, he is fucking hot. But for the record, he did only get 422 votes. That doesn't seem like very many for being a hot guy on the internet. Shit, 10 times that many people click on just about any old post of a hot guy on Fleshbot, so it can't be that hard to pull in about 500 interested pervs. That's probably Priape's fault for not marketing their contest better (or building a snazzier site). Anyway, he gets a cash prize and a year contract to work with the underwear manufacturer.

But we shouldn't give them too much flack, because they did hire this talented young gentleman. And by talented, we mean attractive. We don't care if he can spin plates or sing the national anthem, as long as he does it in his underwear. Have you seen that ass?!

· Model Contest (10percent.com)