When Will Seth Meet His Bottom Death?

Sean Cody's latest model doesn't know whether he's straight or gay. We don't know either, but we can figure out just when this sexy young slut is going to take it in the butt.

Yes, we have a time-honored method of figuring out just when a boy on an "amateur" site will go from his first jack off video to finally taking it in the ass. Usually the formula only works for gay-for-pay boys, and since Seth has copped to liking cock, our calculations may be a bit off, but our accuracy is pretty good.

·Seth on Sean Cody (seancody.com)

Shaves his chest: +50
Doesn't shave his bush: -25
Shows off his ass for the camera:+20
Doesn't show off his hole: -15
Has a tan line:+25
Isn't from a Speedo: -100
Says that his girlfriend once caught him fooling around with a guy: +100
Has a girlfriend in the first place: -75
Went back to fucking the guy after getting caught: +1000
Tells Sean Cody that he's bi but "more into guys": +100
Still didn't show off his ass for the camera: -150
Verdict: This kid is definitely "bi now, gay later," but he might be the rarest of all breeds: an actual top! He'll make a string of movies at Sean Cody and become popular (those arms, that chest, that smile) until the money will convince him to finally take one for the team—or the green, in this case. We give him eight months.

Sadly, after this, he will go over to the dark side and become a raging power bottom. Look for him doing fisting scenes as a Club Inferno Dungeon exclusive in 2 years.