Thank You For Ruining Our Childhood

Like every other gay child of the '80s, our first crush was on muscle headed He-Man from "Masters of the Universe," but now that crush has been sullied with some nasty (and hot) pictures of our favorite cartoon.

In terms of looks, He-Man was always more Tom of Finland that he was Hanna-Barbera. He wore a harness of fuck's sake. He was pretty damn gay as a character too. His alter ego was a prince who hung out with a queeny cat that could have been the feline embodiment of Paul Lynde. His other sidekick was a dithering wannabe magician from the Jack from "Will & Grace" school of performance. And his mentor, Man at Arms (who he is fucking below), has the biggest and baddest '70s porn mustache that we've ever seen outside of '70s porn.

Now, thanks to Just Cartoon Dicks, a website that specializes in drawing slash fiction fantasies from old cartoon shows, He-Man's magical powers are revealed to us the day he holds aloft his magic sword and says, "By the Power of Gay Skull!" Call us sick but we're kinda into it. It doesn't compare with our fantasy of getting tag teamed by He-Man and Thundarr the Barbarian, but it's a close second.

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