This Is the World’s Sexiest Home Intruder

Getting your house broken into is a scary idea, but imagine waking up one day to discover there is a hung, naked, tattooed, masturbating man standing there in your entry way. That's not a crime—that's a blessing.

We're sure that Rex_xyz isn't an intruder, this is probably the vestibule to his very own apartment, but that sure is an odd place to film a jack-off video. The bedroom is intimate. The bathroom is dirty. The kitchen is kinky. The hallway is cramped. The closet is Republican. But the doorway. We're not sure what that is. But with his handy green chair and his interesting two-handed beating technique, Rex is an original, and a sexy one at that. He's certainly invited to invade our home anytime.

·Showing Off Again (xtube.com)