Horny little birdies have been chirping that former Rascal Video exclusive Brandon Lee might be ready for his big—ahem—cumback. With sadly few Asian superstars on the boards and in the beds, we'll welcome him back with open legs.
Apparently, Lee and his lickalicious monster meat have posted new photos on his Facebook, looking hotter than ever. Maybe if we entered the 21st Century and joined Facebook ourselves, we could actual see his pics, but admittedly, we're often old school. We occasionally don ascots, sip brandy, and roll queer stag flicks on 35mm while young men wrestle in jock straps on our living room floor.
But we digress. We think YOU, darling reader, should join Facebook, ask Brandon to friend you, and beg him on your hands (and knees) to return to life in front of the camera. We already have way too many white boys in the diet.
· Brandon Lee is ready for his comeback (unzipped.net)