See Where No Man Has Gone Before…We Think

June 8, 2009
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Beam us up to a stardate sandwiched between Zachary Quinto and Karl Urban, both spotted here giving us an idea of Spock's Cock and Bones' Bone.

Now, before a gaggle of tech-savvy prisspots start screaming "Photoshop!" we think this the real McCoy. However, we also staunchly believe Spock routinely pounded Kirk with an object larger and pointier than his ears. If a gentleman believes hard enough, it must be true, right?

By the way, Zachary's space age spectacles scream either douchebag or closet queen. We'll let you debate the veracity of that, too.