We Have Found the Only Reason to Watch C-SPAN

And his name is Aaron Schock. He is the schockingly hot 27-year-old U.S. Rep from Illinois. Yes, he is blond and dreamy, but we know something about him that will totally kill your wood.

He's a Republican! Yes, it's true. And you thought they were all nasty, fat, white-haired men that got their jollies by cutting taxes, invading Middle Eastern countries, hating gay people and watching Sarah Palin porn. Here is the sick truth that some in the GOP do know, in fact, where a G-Y-M is.

Anyway, TMZ has become obsessed with his abs and even dug up this 2007 picture of him in his swim trunks. While you'll have to settle for him in a suit and tie on the floor of the House of Representatives, we're still hoping that he'll cast his vote in our filibuster, if you know what we mean.

·Aaron Schock on TMZ (tmz.com)