Live the Lucas Lifestyle on Fire Island—If You Dare

We just got our copy of Michael Lucas' "Return to Fire Island" and we just can't wait to watch it, because it was filmed in our favorite place on earth.

The Belvedere Guest House in Fire Island's Cherry Grove is the kind of spot where you can have four or five naked "visitors" on your private deck at night and wake up in the morning to look out the window and see the sun rising over the bay. And the estate itself is a total trip, full of little passageways, campy antiques, and over-the-top murals. It's like the haunted Hotels Scooby and the gang would stay in, but decorated by Paul Lynde.

And if you think the kind of shennanigans that happen in this movie don't occur at the clothing-option resort, then you are dead wrong. They don't call it "Liberace's bathhouse" for nothing! In fact, we've seen some things around the pool that are even better than porn. So, get a reservation and get yourself laid like a pornstar. Tell them Brian O'Brien sent ya.