Let These Delish Abs Help You Make It Through the Holidays

So, it happened yesterday, we bought our first bag of cheap Christmas cookies, you know the kind shaped like Xmas trees and wreaths and covered in colored sugar. Well, then we came home and saw Kenjiva's sculpted abs splattered with cum and we decided to put down the treats, pick up our gym bag and go do about seven hundred million crunches. Does this man even know what a carbohydrate is? We kind of hate you right now, Kenjiva--but we'll be thanking you Memorial Day when we have to put on our Speedos. And thanks for the inspiration... to hit the gym and flog ourselves.

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