Super-Hung Goth Raver Twink Wanks It To Aphex Twin

Thank God someone on XTube has a shred of taste. Flanked on either side by plastic Halloween skulls, xNastyDirty (OF COURSE that's his name) is redefining art direction for the amateur j/o video in black raver pants, jelly bracelets, a FIERCE CHOKER, and shaved eyebrows! Not only does he have a look that screams "NEXT" but he's also chosen the most perfect soundtrack for his first video: Aphex Twin's "Windowlicker". If only there were a finale involving a bump of ketamine and coiling into the fetal position, we'd have a genuine masterpiece on our hands... psyche! This one's fabulous just the way it is, and besides, PNP makes us pseudocidal.