Today In Masturbation: Busypanda Gets, You Know, Busy

September 3, 2008
STURTLE

It appears we have made a grievous and nearly unforgivable error: For reasons that remain unclear, Fleshbot's beloved Today In Masturbation segment has never featured piping hot amateur muffin Busypanda. We have filed the appropriate paperwork with the authorities, and are in the process of seeking legal counsel for a possible criminal investigation. In the meantime, please distract yourselves from our bureaucratic conflamma by reviewing one of his more recent video endeavors, entitled simply "Slurp". We'll update you as soon as we track down Christopher Meloni, who'll be handling things from here. We hope. (Xtube.com)