Monster Hunt Live: In Search Of Hollywood’s Biggest Pricks (Er, Penises)

We had no idea this was happening, but did you know that "beautiful nude bodies are in our main stream [sic] TV shows, such as; [sic] Sex in the City, Californication, Nip/Tuck, and most R rated movies"? It's true! And the non-grammarians who wrote that sentence want to see your own (hopefully) beautiful nude manly body in their new adult reality show—especially if you have a ginormous wang: "Entrants who pride themselves on their stallion qualities will perform live for the online casting event."To us, the whole thing sounds like a slightly more salacious "Big Brother" (but only slightly) that takes place on the internet—which means it'll probably end up being something akin to Xtube with commercials. (Er, more commercials.) For details and some excruciatingly exuberant copywriting check the official casting site, from which the below video was taken. Pay particular attention to fact that whoever put it together seems to think that the top prize of $20K is more than enough to finance a lifestyle of glamorous homes, fast cars, and even faster women. And don't miss the "Imagine Your Fame" section, where it seems that Fame is all about owning a postmodern cabana in Second Life!
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