Getting Freaky On Friday: Inked_Dude Rubs Out Our Rough Week

Hey, Inked_Dude: have you ever had one of those weeks? You know, where everything's been kinda crazy and unfocused and then your air conditioner goes on the fritz and your boss is all like, "What did you do to the air conditioner, Sipowitz?", and you're like, "I didn't touch it!", and he's like, "I've got my eye on you!", and then coffee spills in your lap and you're wearing khakis, of all things—like a fifth-grader—so you've gotta walk around for hours looking like a monkey shat on your lap? No? Well, let us tell you: it's no picnic. It's times like this, we need some quick and dirty, low-down raunchy fun—and you seem like just the dude to give it to us. So let's step into the bathroom and jack the pain away, shall we?
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