“Under My Skin” Is Not About Cole Porter, Either

In porn, every word counts. So when we saw the laconic box cover copy for Big City Video's "Under My Skin", we had no choice but to parse the title to determine what it was all about. We thought: maybe it's a skinhead vid? No, these guys have hair, and they're a little ... um, tan for the demographic. Oh, foreskin! That must be what they're talking about ... except that one guy's cut. Well, it can't be about tattoos. Or skin cancer. Or getting skin cancer while having sex at tanning salons. Or skinning woodland creatures, though come to think of it that might make an interesting subplot if we were ever to direct a hillbilly-themed porn video someday ourselves, though these guys definitely don't look like the hillbilly type. Now ... uh, what were we talking about again?

· "Under My Skin" (DVD info + video preview @ bigcityvideo.tv)