Live BBC Trouser Snake Action Shocks, Appalls, Arouses

We'd love to be able to tell you that the latest wardrobe malfunction (hyperfunction?) to be broadcast live on the BBC involved some studly British rugby players falling out of their shorts or engaging in hot homoerotic horseplay—but the truth is that the trouser snake on display belonged to 69-year-old "Points of View" host Sir Terry Wogan. (This is what is known in the porn blogging world as a bait and switch.)

The BBC fielded its share of outraged viewer reaction to Sir Terry's skintight moleskin trousers ("Both my daughter and I (who are in no way prudish) were totally embarrassed to see Terry with very revealing trousers on"), but in addition to the ones who defended his lunchbox display ("Can't the man have a mid-life crisis in peace?") we're sure there were at least a few that were turned on by it as well. After all, not everyone was laughing at that Dick Cheney picture either, you know ...

· "Tight-trousered Terry's wardrobe malfunction sparks BBC complaints" (dailymail.co.uk, via FishbowlNY)