Quickies: Johnny Hazzard

Your porn name is pretty genius, but if you had to do it all over again and choose it based on your first pet's name and the street you grew up on, what would it be?
I tried that at first, actually, and it totally didn't work. It would've been Charlie Watson. Do I look like a Charlie Watson to you? It's not the way I am at all.

Actually, that's kind of hot, in a Tucker Carlson sort of way.
Who?

It's not important. So ... if you had two tickets to paradise, where would you go and who would you take?*
I would go to the Galapagos Islands and I would take my friend Sarah. And I would go to Rome.

But you only have two tickets.
Oh. Well in that case I'd go to Rome. And I'd probably go by myself.

Leaving you an extra ticket then.
Yeah. I guess I'd save it for later.

Tell us something about you that people wouldn't expect to hear coming from a porn star.
I really like to sew. I'm a total closet craftperson. Embroidery, mending, that sort of thing.

Darning?
That too. I'm actually working on my own clothing line.

We look forward to seeing it! So what's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
What I'm going to have for breakfast.

And what is that usually?
Cottage cheese, fruit, maybe some whole wheat toast.

Your typical porn star breakfast of champions, in other words.
Absolutely. Do you think it's working?

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*Question courtesy Stephen Saban at WOW Report