Matt Sanchez: Live From The Middle East

Two weeks ago we heard that star of "Jawbreaker" and "Tijuana Toilet Tramps" was looking for love in all the wrong places (well, wrong if you happen to be a new right-wing poster boy with a lot of pissed-off gay bloggers watching your every move); now it seems that Cpl. Matt Sanchez, USMC (Ret.) is perusing a different kind of action blogging and reporting on the Iraq War for conservative print and radio outlets in the US and Australia. In Matt's recent blog entries, he complains about the check-in procedures at JFK, Lufthansa's in-flight service, and the amenities at the Frankfurt airport en route to Kuwait, where he's filing reports like this: "We were heading into Iraq, the 'belly of the beast' and on a road that is known for IED's. If anyone had a right to whine about WMDs, Surges, Shock and Awe, or being misled it was these people. We stood there, everyone facing the direction of the descending flag, everyone completely silent, no one complaining or whining about anything." (Unlike certain former porn stars who bitch and moan about airport wireless service and travel delays, of course. Guess war really is hell after all.)-RM

· "Flughafen is German for Inconvenient" and "Attention All Whiners" (matt-sanchez.com via BlogActive)
· See also: Cpl. Matt Sanchez, USMC: "The Truth About A Conservative Gay Porn Star and Prostitute" (comprehensive "contribution to the historical record" @ cplsanchez.info)

Previously: Boyblog Booty Call: Self-Hating, Right-Wing Ex-Porn Stars Deserve Love, Too!, Matt Sanchez: The Real Backstory, Meet Matt Sanchez (aka Rod Majors)