Boyblog Booty Call: Global Warming Edition

April 24, 2007
JONNO

We'd like to take this opportunity to assure you that we here at Fleshbot take Global Warming very seriously; in fact, every day is "Climate Change Day" around these parts! So let's scour the boyblog omniverse today for new fuels to help curb our emissions: after the jump, join us as we travel to Bulgaria and Santa Monica Boulevard without wasting a precious drop of fossil fuel, ponder the energy expenditures of a straight boy striptease, and look for more ways to stop at least one hole from spreading. (Though we might need some more time figuring out that whole ozone layer thing. What did you think we were talking about?)

Today's Boyblog Booty Call starts after the jump. -VH/JD

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Desktop wallpapers featuring half-naked Brazilian models may not neccessarily gird your steel—but whatever those oversized bank vaulty-looking things he's posing against are, they certainly don't seem to be distracting him from working. Or working it. (Note to the author: Tagging a post with the word "bareback" when you mean "shirtless" may give your English-speaking readers a rather different idea of what your PG-13 content is all about. We're just saying.)

· Men Wallpaper Gallery: "Machinist" (guypaper.blogspot.com)

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Fresh Hotness serves up a dish of their latest straight-boy flavored speciality: The Striptease. And while at first we didn't think we could stomach anything with a Bloodhound Gang soundtrack, the tasty combination of that amazing stomach and sumptuous buttocks made us want to lick the plate clean. Do you think if we waved a couple of dollar bills in his general direction that he's give us another taste?

· "Damn, This Got Me Hard"

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Our other favorite pair of Parisian Boys—Seb and Fred—have the skinny on DNA's May issue, and the whole yacht-traveling, island-hopping Mediterranean lifestyle they're promoting looks more enticing than ever with that muscled slab of perfection on the cover. Oh, and the photography's nice, too.

· DNA MAGAZINE / MAI 2007

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So what do the erstwhile frat dudes of Fratmen.tv do when they're not hard at work showing off for their amateur porn site audience? Why, they're out at a club showing off for an audience of screaming fans and a bunch of adventurous straight girls. There is, apparently, no rest for the young and shirtless.

"Fratmen Having Fun At Club TigerHeat" (queermenow.xlogz.com)

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GLB has proof positive that not all Bulgarian men are part of that tribe of glabrous forest creatures who flit and prance their way through Bel Ami epics: apparently some of them do, in fact, have hair. We also learned that a visit to Sophia may not be as outlandish a vacation idea as we might have thought it was.

· "Repost: Bulgarian lovers" (galebi.blogspot.com)

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Finally, just when we think that the names of gay porn sites can't get any sillier than "Enigmatic Boys", the affiliate-happy folks at QueerClick dig up another find to remind us that ... yes, they can indeed get sillier. We're not sure what the tagline "The Boys Time Forgot" is supposed to mean, but we do know that Steve's calf tattoo is very au courant.