Sure, go ahead and make fun of plushie porn all you want: "It's totally a joke," you're probably thinking. "Who really gets off to that sort of stuff?" Then go ahead and watch this latest installment of the continuing adventures of Plushie Schwartz courtesy of the twisted geniuses at Dirty Boy Video, in which everyone's favorite depressively alcoholic horny bear gives porn pup and longtime Fleshbot crush object Cory Koons a thorough stuffing. Corey might be barely able to control his laughter when Plushie starts lapping at his ass with that giant plastic tongue—but if it's so funny, why are we so turned on? (Wait, don't answer that; we're worried enough about how this porn blogging gig is affecting our fantasy life as it is.)
· Plushie Schwartz: "Drinkie" (QuickTime video @ plushieschwartz.com - thanks Hunter)
Previously: Plushie Schwartz Does FIre Island, Dirty Boy!, Meet Cory Koons, Panda Porn