UK Escort Guys

London-based Escort Guys promotes itself as the "premier UK male escort agency"—which, to quote Joan Didion, might or might not be true. We're more curious about why their logo incorporates a Soviet-style hammer and sickle into its design. (Do the boys share revenue? Do card-carrying Communists receive discounts?) Aside from that cultural disconnect, the site is fun and fairly easy to navigate. Expect all the usual categories you'd find at a virtual hooker salon—"hot boys", "porn stars", "Latinos" etc.—and plenty of R-rated and occasional hardcore eye candy to go with the stats and rates. Helpful hint: Apparently, "East European" is British slang for "twink." If you like chicken, shop in that aisle. -RM

· Escort Guys (galleries, booking and rates @ escortguys.co.uk)