We're not even sure where to start with this one: though the concept of "Clay Aiken Slash Fiction" may seem self-explanatory, this is heterosexual fan fiction starring allegedly non-heterosexual pop star manqué Clay Aiken and it's disturbing and completely insane. So of course we're loving it. Thank our newly hatched colleagues at Idolator (or not) for not only finding the Geocities fan site, but for creating a poll to see who can spot the fake entry; in case you're wondering why none of the fan fiction is about Clay in any homo fiction scenes, the disclaimer on the front page of Clay's Haven explains all: "The only rule is that since Clay has stated that he is not gay, out of respect for his feelings no storyline posted here will place Clay in gay situations or depict him as gay." Fair enough ... but isn't the whole point of fan fiction about fantasy anyway? Regardless, we need to go rock fetally in the shower for a while ...
-DD
· "Clay Aiken NSFW Fanfiction Roundup: Prepare to Squirm" (idolator.com)
Previously: John Paulus: From Rags to Riches?, Clay Aiken's (New) Sex Scandal, Clay Aiken's (New) Sex Scandal, Michael Lucas' New Claymate, Big Muscle(s) of the Week: Clay Aiken and Friend