“Big Dicks, Big Egos”

There are many things one could accuse Michael Lucas of, but being at a loss for words isn't usually one of them. So why haven't we heard anything from New York's king of porn himself about (1) the lawsuit against Lucas Entertainment brought by Owen Hawk's Dark Alley Media this week regarding a botched distribution deal and (2) the dramatic resignation of freakishly-endowed Chad Hunt from his company? Apparently, the latter case also has something to do with a third party: up and coming porn pup Ben Andrews, who we introduced you to a few weeks ago and who will star with Hunt in the upcoming "Encounters: Flash Point". But their onscreen pairing is only part of the story. Read on ...

The trouble began two weeks ago when Lucas, Andrews, and Hunt appeared at NYC's Virgin Megastore. Let Lucas himself describe his version of what happened:

A question from the audience was about who had the biggest dick. I said Ben Andrews. Chad starting yelling that his was the biggest in the world. I took the microphone and stated that Ben's is bigger, thicker, uncut, and 15 years younger. That caused Chad major frustration."

Apparently, Hunt stormed out of the store and (allegedly) vowed to never work for Lucas again. "Big cocks, big egos," says drag diva Hedda Lettuce, who hosted the event ... and who also tells the story on her blog, where Hunt comments that he was "not livid" over Lucas' comments about Ben being bigger because, well, "he isn't"; according to Hunt, Lucas "hates the fact I refused to resign with his company." Still with us?

Now fast forward two weeks and imagine our surprise after receiving an outraged press release from Lucas Entertainment describing Hunt's farewell to the company: allegedly, Hunt pretended assured the principals that he would sign a contact, but left the meeting before all the papers were initialed.

So what happened between the time Chad Hunt claimed that he wasn't resigning and that fateful contract meeting? We may never know. But two things are clear: to capitalize on the publicity, "Encounters: Flash Point" is coincidentally now available for pre-order ... and Ben Andrews did in fact win the Lucas Entertainment-sponsored "Whose Dick Is Bigger?" poll with an impressive 71% of the vote. (We here at Fleshbot tend to be of the persuasion that anything over ten inches just goes to waste anyway, but apparently these things are very important to some people. ) Here's hoping we see everyone kiss and make up soon.
-RM/JD

See also:
· "Who Has the Biggest Dick?" (lucasentertainment.com)
· "Encounters: Flash Point" (pre-order info @ store.lucasentertainment.com)
· "Virgin Megastore Event" (blog-drama @ lucasblog.com)
· Model Profile: Ben Andrews and Chad Hunt (profiles @ lucasentertainment.com)
· "Michael Lucas and Me" (more blog-drama @ hedda.com)
· Chad Hunt Profile (profile and videography @ wikipedia.org)

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Previously: Meet Ben Andrews, Chad Vs. Chad, Chad Hunt Returns, John Paulus: From Rags to Riches?, Michael Lucas' New Claymate, DVD: Michael Lucas' "Encounters", "Dangerous Liaisons", In The Flesh: "XXX" Opening Edition, (No More) "Fire Island Cruising"?