Boyblog Booty Call

For office drone types, the time-honored term "TGIF" means a bunch of coworkers getting smashed over a pitcher of sangria in a loud corner booth at Bennigans (or, er, TGIFriday's) and a really cute waiter with whom who cannot flirt in front of Terry from Accounts Payable. But for some lucky stiffs, it means rounding up a week's worth of naked soccer players and male models and butts and pubes and giant, silicone-enhanced genitalia. Aren't you glad you're one of them?-RM/JD

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Our friends at the WOW Report bring you the perfecty link to share with that special size queen in your life who is never satisfied. (Yes, that includes yourelf.) As someone much more clever than we are put it, "This slab of tubesteak you don't measure. You weigh it.. "

· "Surprise Package Redux" (worldofwonder.net)

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Who does Cristiano Ronaldo think he is? First we have to deal with the soccer stud vamping around looking irresistable in that Pepe jeans commercial, and now he's insisting that we look at his exposed ass and pubes in this YouTube video by Miu von Furstenberg. We hate getting things like that shoved down our throats. Don't you?

· "Cristiano Ronaldo Exposed!" (socialitelife.com)
· Cristiano Ronaldo Showing Pubes (youtube.com)

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Certain Fleshbot editorial staff members continue to stalk pay tribute to the scrumptious Tyson Beckford with a dizzying display of of low-slung jeans with accompanying abs and pube action, despite the fact that he really needs to stop teasing us like this.

· Tyson Beckford @ MFW (rodonline.typepad.com)

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Meanwhile over in Little Havana, Tito is a short n' sexy sagger with a Colgate smile, prison tattoos and un grande pinga (Note to selves: look up how to say "uncut" in Spanish next time. Of course, we should add that he's "18" and "straight" as well, although no suspension of disbelief is needed to watch Naturally he is only "18"' and of course "he is straight." But suspend disbelief and watch Tito doing what he does best.

· Tito @ MiamiBoyz.com (allbadboys.com)

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No matter what certain audience members may think, "Amazing Race" team members Jeremy and Eric insist they aren't gay. We'll just pretend that we didn't see this photo of them posing shirtless in really, really gay looking underwear.

· Amazing Race :: Eric & Jeremy (hunkdujour.com)

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