Here’s The Big Black Penis And Gay Scene From American Gods

Yas, Gawd...s. In case you haven't heard, there was an unbelievable gay sex scene on last night's episode of American Gods, and you can check out the highlights right here! And when we say unbelievable we mean it, because Mousa Kraish's cock in question is indeed a product of CGI trickery. In fact, those on the fake Gay Internet calling this scene like so hardcore will be disappointed to know that, according to Vulture, the men "were concealing their privates in little pouches during the shoot; any penises seen mid-coitus are CGI."

After his epic towel drop, Kraish puts his Avatar dick to use by plugging up Omid Abtahi while they roll around as one big sweaty fleshy mess. For you American Gods fans out there, this little scene description is going to make a lot of sense:

An Omani salesman and a djinn — one of a group of supernatural entities whose roots lie in pre-Islamic Middle Eastern spiritual traditions and who appear frequently in the Koran — make love in a New York City hotel room.

Yes all good things. The director of the novel on which the drama is based, Neil Gaiman, adds:

It is an hour or more before the ifrit comes, thrusting and grinding into Salim’s mouth. Salim has already come twice in this time. The jinn’s semen tastes strange, fiery, and it burns Salim’s throat.

Good good. As a Christian and someone who doesn't get Starz, I have to be honest and say I don't know what the fuck is going on, but it seems like a blast and a half. Even people not familiar with American Gods - which is currently sitting pretty with a 95% freshness rating on Rotten Tomatoes - are getting a surprising education in gay sex. The third episode of the first season is blowing up the Internet, with most people focusing on the veracity of the dick to asshole action. Here they are getting pretty damn real!