Watch: Adorable Matt McGorry Twerking, Flopping Bulge

March 29, 2017
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Getting a quick twerkout in b4 the weekend.

A post shared by Matt McGorry (@mattmcgorry) on Mar 24, 2017 at 1:23pm PDT

Matt McGorry's sex appeal went from zero to sixty for me after getting a couple of seasons into Orange is the New Black. This boy KNOWS what he's working with, as evident in his new Instagram video featuring a twerking ability only rivaled by twinks as they feverishly do their mating dance during last call!

Normally, when a guy knows that he can make the public whet by shaking his dick around in black boxer briefs, he's a douchebag. There's something about Matt that just feels confident and cute rather than anal cleansing-y, however, and if I got him on the other side of a McGorry hole you don't even know that damage I would do. I mean, just look at those thighs for daaaaays. That beefy bod. That adorable face. That flopping bulge! Ugh, I just want to paw at it like a cat.

A post shared by Matt McGorry (@mattmcgorry) on Mar 6, 2017 at 10:15am PST

The 30-year-old Matt gets extra points for being friends with his How To Get Away With Murder co-star Jack Falahee, who is one of the 5 people I would get a minor STD for. Are you into this twerking video, or are you just seeing Franke Grande? Or is that a good thing?

H/T: Instinct