When the bliss of summer hits, we often ask ourselves why we don’t live in California, where we could summer endlessly. We ask ourselves that in winter, too–throughout the year, actually. Why don’t we live in California? Colt’s California Boys, released in March but returning like those California dreams, might
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Arriving a bit late to the watery porn trope scene that bought us COLT’s “Quenched” last year and Falcon’s “Super Soaked” the year before that (and with a bunch of swimming- and beach-themed productions from other studios in the meantime), Titan gets back to basics with “H2O”, a super-steamy showcase for a whole reservoir’s worth of our favorite crush objects including Damien Crosse, Francois Sagat, and Steve Cruz. The setup, such as it is, involves Crosse spending a stormy evening at home jerking off to—you guessed it—a bunch of sweaty Titan studs on his TV until Eddie Stone (in his Titan debut) comes along at the end and breaks the fourth wall with a little in depth plumbing service of his own. All in all, it’s a slickly produced sex romp that should quench your thirst for Titan’s signature brand of moist man-on-man action—or at the very least give you something to keep busy with yourself on those rainy nights besides waiting for someone to show up at your door to fix that leaky hole in your … uh, roof.
Dive on in to our “H2O” preview gallery below while we try to come up with more bad puns to use for the next water-themed porn film that comes our way. (You know it’s just a matter of time.)
