As we all know, 2012 is an important election year in America. Polls closed this weekend on the race to crown a new Fleshjack boy to stand and serve as a leader and mold model for a new line of customized man-sex toys. Existing holders (and jackers) of the prestigious title include Next Door Boys Austin Wilde, Samuel O’Toole and Cody Cummings.
A few weeks back, our eyes rolled at the sight of Max Ryder — a pretentious, pompous, prettyboi punk who minced his way onto CockyBoys.com. We longed to see everhot Jimmy Clay fuck the smirk off of blondie’s smug mug. It ain’t Jimmy, but we’ve got another hottie giving this boy a good pounding.
Being hopeless romantics, we can’t think of a better gift to share with your loved one tonight, on this most intimate of nights, than a threeway. Yes, show your someone they’re special by adding in someone else who’s not as special but still extremely sexy.
This is like some lecherous, bourgeois…
Well, it’s not like one of them will show up and…
First of all, we don’t even have a stalker, but…
Usually we’d use this space to make some crack about Suite703.com‘s decision to give its adorable new exclusive model a name like Tommy Defendi, since it strikes us more as a confusing hybrid between a Turkish honorific and an 80s arcade game than … well, an adorable new exclusive model. But one look at those dreamy eyes and tasty tool and all our criticism and hoity-toity Wikipedia references just melt away. So in the end, we guess it really doesn’t matter what name he goes by. (And just think–they could’ve called him something really silly like Tommy DeBoxer instead!) Click thumbnail for gallery.
