According to my calculations, Hodgson is about 70% touseled blonde locks, 10% face, 10% bod, 5% pits, and 5% bulge, and you can definitely see that the figures add up in these hot snaps. Feel free to double check my math if you want. But I'm right.
And speaking of jizzing, these new GIFs show Dean tugging on his hard cock and even blowing a nice wad onto the floor. And speaking of Ken dolls, he's completely hairless.
MTV has about five-thousand D-list reality shows that have spurred about one-hundred-thousand Z-list reality stars, and when you start to further crunch the numbers, what you get is about a billion dick pics and vids! Naughty nobody Ozzy Morales appears in something called Are You The One? and answers this rhetorical question with this super hot leaky dick reveal that's hit the Gay Internet. He is the one!
Riverdale will be on hiatus until January 17th, so until we see Archie dancing for the pervy CW execs, this shameless dick-flaunting pap dance will do nicely!
Take me away from all of this craziness and let's live in this basement together for the rest of our lives!
"If I wake up at 3:30, I can go to the golf course at 6:30, be done by 8:30, and then be home and then do the rest of my stuff: work with a physiotherapist, get treatment, hit the cryo chamber."
While we were all posting douche photos this Thanksgiving weekend in attempts to out-douche our douchey friends, sassy starlet Zac Efron was douching all over all of us with his super douchy but still sexy shirtless Instagram pic!
This guy has the exact body of the leaner superhero action figures I imagined myself marrying in elementary school. Oh Robin, I do, I do!
If you haven't heard of Landon Falgoust, then you're in good company with the rest of the world. But apparently everyone's been missing out, because boy is firing on all goddamn cylinders in the body and face department and has a big fat cock and bush to boot!
First off, get in the spirit of this post by listening to Land Down Under, because this really needs to be an immersive sensory experience. Picture it. You're in the Outback, koalas and spiders as far as the eye can see, when all of a sudden, you spot insanely gorgeous Australian model Brandy Martignago hanging out with his huge fat uncut cock and au naturale bush on full display! I'd cum on that land down under. Rite ladies!
The twunkiest twunk in all of Hollywood has got to be Tom Holland, and the Spider-Man: Homecoming star is apparently in on the dirty little secret, because he's all about delivering the sexy shirtless pics on Instagram! "Help Spiderman, save me from not seeing enough fuckable celebrity twunks." "Don't worry, I've got you babe. Want me to blow my web on your crack?" Let me know if you want more of my fanfiction on here. It's very good.
Shame has absolutely no place in Tom Daley's life, and if you're into tiny pocket gays that you could fit inside a snowglobe, that's definitely a good thing! The Brit Olympic diver's YouTube channel is the go-to place to see a super hot pathological narcissist in action, and in his latest video, Daley takes us behind-the-scenes during his first ever time walking for a fashion show. The journey from backstage to the catwalk is filled with trials, tribulations, and most importantly, jiggling Daley dick bulge! Now I suddenly remember why we like him.
It might just be the black & white contrast, but mama's seeing pretty damn dark dick and balls. And mama wants at those sweet berries. This guy is an international social media sensation, but I'll stick him in "Amateur" purgatory until I see him stick it to someone else. Have a good weekend ya'lllll!
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