Adorable Face, Perfect Junk - Is This What Love Feels Like? Screen shot 2017 06 30 at 4 44 37 pm 9da43442 featured

And don't forget about that bush!

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Guys with iPhones: Well, Either It Didn't Work... Screen shot 2017 04 19 at 7 22 12 am 6a70c4d0 featured

...or you're on your way in to take care of that obnoxious tan line. Either way, it's not a ringing endorsement for Kwik Tan by any stretch

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Guys with iPhones: Let's Play "Guess What Song He's Singing" Screen shot 2017 04 18 at 7 51 11 am e107fa06 featured

Hit the jump for the joke

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Guys with iPhones: Just a Couple of Dicks Screen shot 2017 04 17 at 7 05 02 am 35c5c938 featured

When we're out together dancing dick to dick

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Guys with iPhones: Straight Out of a Gus Van Sant Movie Screen shot 2017 04 14 at 7 34 54 am 18b2ec76 featured

That or Larry Clark, but that's unfair to this guy

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Guys with iPhones: Allow Me to Demonstrate... Screen shot 2017 04 13 at 7 24 55 am 8c7280ad featured

Were this mirror not riddled with filth, I'd be able to admire what looks to be a nice cock. 

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Guys with iPhones: Stoicly Stoic Screen shot 2017 04 10 at 7 34 46 am 5a744d8c featured

Dick pics in this guy's house are a very somber affair

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Guys with iPhones: Twin Bed Screen shot 2017 04 07 at 7 26 18 am ef5f6248 featured

Hit the jump for the good stuff

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Guys with iPhones: Point Me in the Right Direction Screen shot 2017 04 06 at 7 39 03 am 026d492d featured

But the door's locked

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Guys with iPhones: Now that You're Sparkling Fresh from the Shower Screen shot 2017 04 04 at 3 12 06 pm 72f24b12 featured

How about grabbing the Windex and cleaning that god damned filthy mirror?

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Guys with iPhones: No More Half Measures Screen shot 2017 04 04 at 7 48 23 am 0de0a59a featured

Whip that thing out already

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Guys with iPhones: I'm Endlessly Fascinated by the Shit on Your Vanity Screen shot 2017 04 03 at 7 26 48 am d62d528a featured

Air freshener, wallet, empty tp roll, the long pubic hair sticking out of the wallet. It's an endless treasure trove

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Guys with iPhones: What Part of Banana Hammocks Did You Not Understand? Screen shot 2017 03 30 at 1 28 47 pm 50081fc2 featured

Also, love the poster for Joan Collins' The Bitch. It almost makes up for the socks and sandals. Almost

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Guys with iPhones: Something's Not Adding Up Screen shot 2017 03 29 at 2 28 06 pm 569f67f2 featured

Why not whip it all the way out and squash the mystery?

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Guys with iPhones: If It's Not Fake Screen shot 2017 03 28 at 1 40 33 pm 8eec93c1 featured

Why put your hand there and make us think it's fake?

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